BABES AND BITCHES

I was in a camp this autumn with my old student organization and these shindigs are always fun and games all the time. We talked it over with my buddies and met after work, my good friend Mike came over to my workplace with her car, a pretty cool blue Ford and I jumped in. We picked up the others and went shopping. We loaded up on alcohol in a local grocery store and we were ready to go and have a good weekend of good old fashioned drinking and partying. When we arrived we got black out drunk so it was pretty much an eventless night, I woke up in our room with all my buddies snoring around me and then the day was beginning.

We were sitting near the radio and were talking into the mic, when she came. She and her girlfriends were a day late and I have never seen such a cute little redhead. I was stunned by her vibe and her energy. She was wearing a Hooters shirt and a jacket and her hair was the same colour as her eyes. I had to talk to her, so I invited them over to the radio and asked a few stupid questions. Her pretty face even became prettier when she smiled. I am going to explain how I fucked up the whole thing tomorrow, but let me foreshadow something, girls can be real bitches.