BABES AND BITCHES

So yeah, I told you guys yesterday about this kickass coffee shop that I am going to sometimes do some hipstering, and if I am going there I am there for a looong time. It just devours me, the smell of the coffee, the vibe the young girls, plus I can look at cat videos on the internet for hours anytime. I love those little buggers and the way they always fuck up and they are always clumsy. But that is not the point here, you guys want to here about the amazing brunette girl, who sent me that awesome strawberry cheesecake, and I don't know how she knew it but that was my favorite. I used to order it all the time and man it was tasty. 

So I smiled at her and waved with my arms at her to her to come over to me. She let out a cute little giggle and said goodbye to her girlfriends who were sitting there. She came over and we started talking and it came out that she is not only pretty and cute, but she is also smart and funny. I was feeling pretty good about myself that "she picked me up". We were dating for a few weeks after that, and she started going nuts over me. She was always sending me naked amateur pics, from everywhere she was alone. It was pretty hot at first, but then it became a little annoying. These amazing bitches be trippin!